So I decided to actually do something today rather than have today do something to me, so I cleaned. First I cleaned the bathroom (of my own free will! Holy free holy!), and then I kinda moved onto the kitchen. I tried to clean out the drawers, which isn't as easy as it sounds. Here, for your enjoyment is an actual list of things I found in one drawer of my kitchen.
1. Blue and purple crate paper
2. A tiny army man
3. Fuses
4. A shoehorn
5. 23 matchbooks
6. An alan key
7. About 10 real keys, unaware of what any of them go to
8. Swimming goggles
9. Warrenty information on products I don't believe we own
10. 7 "Ronson Flints! Best For Every Lighter!"
11. An ink pad
12. A tiny crumpled piece of paper with the e-mail address Jharmony88@hotmail.com on it. I have NO idea who this person is
13. Twisty ties
14. A bobby pin
15. Menus
16. Window locks
Well, I think that was about the extend of the stuff in there. In any event, just some very odd crap. A drawer of the damned even. Anything you've ever mysteriously lost in the dryer...it ends up in that drawer. Hmm, I need to keep cleaning. Later.