Y'know...there's a reason why a microwave is called a microwave and not a toaster! It simply doesn't toast! I discovered this the hard way yesterday when I really wanted to have some toast and jam. I put the bread in the microwave, only to take it out 30 seconds later and see it even softer than before. I was very disapointed.
In other news, (and at the risk of sounding like a 53 year old Jewish man), Oy! My back is killing me! I think part of it may be this chair that I use while sitting at the computer, which looks nice enough, but really has a secret motivation to turn my spine into something resembling those lines on the roadsigns which warn, "Road Curves Ahead!" On a related note, other things that may make me sound like a 53 year old Jewish man are: "What, you're Mr. Bigshot now? Too busy to call me?" and "I just about plotzed when I heard the news! He should BE so lucky!" Alright, well my potato latkes are almost done, so I gotta get going. Later.