You know what I simply don't get? No? Well I'll tell you. Whenever people mention that they want to set me up (with someone else...on a date...) they always talk to me about it as if I'd be very opposed to it. Why do people think this? Does it seem as though women are beating down my door? Do they get the impression that I have better things to do? Why would someone think this? To quote Jerry Seinfeld, "Who ARE these people?" I was in this situation today when a girl I work with said she had a friend who she thought I would get along with. She goes on to describe a girl who sounds pretty great and then goes "Y'know...if you want me to." Why wouldn't I want her to?! Then I question her: "Wait...is her good looking-ness out of my league?" "What do you mean?" "I mean, I don't want someone too good looking." She laughed at that. "You know what I mean," I said "I need someone in my weight class." "Well she's not the cutest girl I've ever seen-" "But she's not beaten with an ugly stick either. Okay. That sounds fine." She went on to tell me that I was too neurotic, but she'd overlook that and try and set me up anyway. Though I doubt news will come from this (and if it does it won't be for a while), I will update you if anything happens. Later.





