I was just sitting here typing at the computer when I heard "Ahh! Fuck! Help! Ahh!" from the shower. I ran into the bathroom to see my brother pushed up against the shower wall opposite the shower head. "It's too hot! I can't reach the knobs because they're past the water! Turn it down!" I calmly walked over, adjusted the knobs and walked out. My brother has come to rely on me far too much.