So on this beautiful day I decided, "Why spend it indoors? I'll go to the beach." So I head to beach, and when I get there it's practically deserted, which makes sense, being a Wednesday and all. And I'm laying there when I hear, "Excuse me?" Well I look up and two very beautiful women are standing there. Instantly in my head, the letter begins to write itself. "Dear Penthouse, I'm not the kind of guy this normally happens to..." "Yes?" I say. "We're handing out free samples of new VCoke, would you like to try some?" Forget Penthouse. "Um...yeah, sure." "Do you usually drink Coke?" "No." Following the two women were a guy with a camera, a guy with a notepad, a guy with a video camera, and a girl with a microphone. This was clearly an actual real test thing. They proceeded to pour me a glass of new VCoke (the V stands for Vanilla), and I proceeded to voice my astonishment at how it had a wonderful vanilla taste, and really didn't taste like other old bland sodas. I then asked, "Is there anything else you want me to say?" They laughed, as if that was crazy, and then said, 'thank you' and left me with my new VCoke. I left the unfinished glass in the sand and went back to reading my Cosmo. VCoke! Ha!