So yes, I realize that I haven't posted the winners of the contest yet (I've been busy, and I'm at work now so I don't have the entrees with me), nor have I given highlights from the pride parade. But, to tide you over with a tiny morsel of Josh life until I can post said happenings, here's a little something that happened the other day:

I was over at Dad's house and I was talking to a 7 year-old girl (or I guess as much of a conversation as I can have with a 7 year-old), and she asked, "Do you have a girlfriend?" and I said "No," to which she said, "Oh, she dumped you?"
"What? No. She didn't dump me."
"Yeah she did."
"Wha-?...No. I could have dumped her."
"Whatever."
"No, why do you just assume that she dumped me?"
"Nevermind."
"Well I'd just like to know why you assumed that. I mean....I mean I could have dumped her. It could have happened."
"Sure."
"I'm serious. I could have dumped her. I could have."
"Fine, fine."
It was at this point that I walked away from the 7 year-old.