The late racecar driver Dale Earnhardt was said to be, "a man defined by his love of racing, and his wife and family." Former Vice-President Al Gore was once described as "a man defined by moral turpitude." I, Josh "Danger" Eisenberg, am a man defined by my blog. Flashback if you willÂ…The day: June 30th; The time: Morning. The blog from that day was when my brother came into my room to tell me about stealing the futon. He sat there, blabbing on about his drunken night before, and how he ended up stealing the futon, not to mention a quilt. Then, after he had spilled his guts to me he turned silent for a moment, looking over at me. "This is going to be in your blog, isnÂ’t it?"