Alright, well everyone knows that I'm a kind-hearted person...well, maybe kind-hearted isn't the right word. Compassionate? Sensitive? Not too cruel? Only minorly evil? Okay, so I'm a nasty bitch on occasion - and today is no different! The other day a co-worker and I were bored and we started doing searches for people on Google.com. Well I did one on a friend of mine who we'll call "Lucy" and got only one search result. It was a paper she had written for some Asian Lit thing (I called her to confirm that she had actually written it, and not some other "Lucy"). Now again, it's not that I try to be only minorly evil...it just kind of happens. I started reading the paper she had written, but I was soon forced to take a break...several breaks in fact. Yes...the paper was just that bad. It read as if it were written by a 14 year old high school freshman who was writing it at 1am the night before it was due, not a 21 year old english major in college. Of course you might think I'm being nasty here, and that I shouldn't judge...so I'm going to let YOU judge! You can view her paper here, and make your own only minorly evil conclusions. So sit back, relax, maybe grab something to eat, and enjoy the paper. (P.S. My favorite part is paragraph 4, sentences 4 and 5. I can only hope you'll enjoy them too.)