On the train this morning...
Number of people drinking coffee: 4
Number of people on their cell phones: 0 (suprisingly!)
Number of people with a big fish mouth so they kinda look like Martin Landau: 1! (and man, was it a 1!)

Well, it's August 1st, and that's my one year anniversary here in Chicago. That's right, it was exactly one year ago today that I moved down here and started my job here at the Art Institute ...and there's really nothing humorous coming about that...I'm just saying it. So if you're waiting for something funny....pack a lunch....cause it's gonna be a while.