I can tell you - right now, without hesitation, and pinpoint exactly - why I am not a stud.

Guys who have girls say to them, "Oh, the other night I left my sweater at your house," or "Y'know, I left my stockings at your place last night," - those guys are studs.

The other day a girl said to me, "I left my voter registration application at your house the other night." I am not a stud.