Scene: Early Wedneday morning, kitchen. Micah is putting on coffee, I have just woken up and walked into the kitchen. On Sunday I had been told the "tile guy" was coming to fix the bathroom tile on Monday.
Micah: 'Morning.
Me: Hey
Micah: The tile guy is coming this morning.
Me: Damnit! Have the past two days been a dream again!?
Micah: No, he's coming to re-patch.
Me:...Oh.