Alanis: Take note!

So if this isn't irony, I don't know what is. I'm at the Apple website because, honestly, I want an iMac and I want it bad. So I'm reading the stories and watching all the ads they have there in their Switch section about real people who switched from Windows to Mac. And as I'm doing this the Blue Screen of Death comes up (fatal error, blah, blah, blah!) My computer is trying to sabotage me. Now I'm afraid that it knows I want to get rid of it. This is not a pleasant situation.