And women want this guy? As the new season of ABC's The Bachelor continues (and while I still have never watched a single episode), I wonder what the heck kind of show they're running over there. In an interview the guy - Aaron! - describes his perfect woman as someone who, "during the day she can put on a ball cap...drink beer. And in the evening...be just drop-dead gorgeous. I think that, of course, long legs and a big chest are sexy...(long pause...wait for it!..wait for it!)...but I think intelligence is sexier." Sure you do fella. He goes on to describe his bed (the kind of pillows he has, the kind of sheets he likes, etc.), his favorite movie (Top Gun. Heck, he probably forces his friends to call him Ice Man), and when asked if he's ready for marriage (after a first failed engagement), he says, "Yeah, sure. I'm ready." I think Dalton Ross from Entertainment Weekly sums it up best when he says, "Apparently, after two exhaustive nationwide searches, the folks at ABC have discovered it isn't possible in this day and age to find a bachelor who is not a complete tool." Indeed Dalton, indeed.