Here, for you enjoyment (...or not), is a list of actual books. I found these at Barnes & Noble.com. Honestly...I'm not making these up. Really.

-Slappy's Nightmare
-God Uses Cracked Pots
-I Don't Have Any Paper So Shut Up
-Bellybuttons Are Navels
-Captain Cupid Calls The Shots
-I Love You Stinky Face
-Stop Female Genital Mutilation
-Saved By Soup
-Why Do White People Smell Like Dogs When They Come Out Of The Rain?
-Someone Is Buying The Zoo
-Jews From Outter Space
-Mauve: How One Man Invented A Color That Changed The World