So tonight my brother's boyfriend calls...

Me: Hello?
Paul: Hey beautiful!
Me: Um, what's up?
Paul: Not much, what are you up to?
Me: Um, not too much.
Paul: Wait...is this...
Me: laughter
Paul: Oh jeez.
Me: Well at least you didn't say anything really obscene.
Paul: And I was thinking about it to!
Me: Yeah, that's too bad.