In my continuation of lists of things that are real - though understandably sound fake - I now give you the worst names of towns in the United States. And yes, these too are real, and were found on Mapquest.com.

-Crappo, MD
-Stupid Creek, OR
-Bad Wound, SD
-Ugly Mountain, WV
-Lame Deer, MT
-Chubby Island, TX
-Smelley, AL (yes, that's the spelling)
-Boogertown, NC
-Pussys Pond, NY
-Dildo Key, KL (I wish I was making that one up)
-Wounded Knee, SD
-Deadly, OR
-Horny Head Creek, TN
-Screw Creek, MT