#319 on the list of things that makes my head hurt:

People on cell phones who listen with the phone in the normal position (earpiece next to ear), but when they talk they move the mouthpiece down in front of their mouths. These people are under the impression that because their mouth is two inches away from the phone, the person they are talking to cannnot hear them. We can hear you! When you bring the phone down right in front of your mouth it just makes you louder and more annoying than you already are! Keeping the phone where it was meant to be on your head is okay...it was designed to work that way! I mean, think! ...For Hannukah perhaps I should ask for something to take my blood pressure.