Scene: me at work checking my e-mail
Coworker #1: Checking your e-mail?
Me: Yeah. It's always spam mail about how to refinance my mortgage, and online porn.
Coworker #2: Yeah, I hate that.
Me: Me too. I mean, because it's not like I even have a mortgage, and I don't...well, yeah, nevermind.
Coworker #2: What was that?
Me: I said, nevermind.
Coworker #2: Uh huh.