Scene: In the diary aisle at the supermarket. Two men with foreign accents are standing in front of the cheese.

Man #1: You don't want to get cheese from over here.
Man #2: And why not?
Man #1: Look at this cheese! It's horrible. This is all American cheese! It's crap!
(Man #2 smiles at me awkwardly and I try and hide the fact that I have the "bad cheese" in my basket)
Man #2: Well maybe I want to be patriotic!
Man #1: Come on. We're getting cheese from over there. The good cheese!

I later saw the two men buying fresher cheese from the deli counter.