Scene: This morning at work, a woman from the back office comes out with a poster tube.
Woman: We have an extra poster from the Van Gogh exhibit if anybody wants it.
(Everyone shrugs apathetically.)
Woman: (turning to me) You could put it up, add some color to your home! Cover up all those ugly walls you have!
Me: No, that's fine. But thank you for assuming I have ugly walls at home.