The other night my girlfriend and I both came to the conclusion that we would get married, if for no other reason, for the free things. Instead of making up a list of things we need, and then going out and buying the things on said list, we could simply go register somewhere, stand in front of a Justice of the Peace for a few minutes, and BAM! We'd get all the housewares we want! "Honey, do you think we should buy one of those veggie steamers?" "Eh, let's just get married instead." "Yeah, alright." Of course there's that whole "being in love" thing too. We'll see.