First off, if you haven't already read my blog from 1/28/02 (which, lets face it, who would blame you if you haven't), you probably should go back and read that first. That being said, this morning I was sitting around with Bernadette and I was reading the paper, and it went down like this:

Me: Hmm, so get this, the-
Bernadette: Okay, when you do that, it has to be the most annoying thing you could possibly do.
Me: Reading stuff from the paper?
Bernadette: Yes, you just read me the stuff. I'm not reading the paper. Why do I care?
Me: Sorry.
Bernadette: (pause)Now what are you saying?
Me: Well I'm not going to tell you now.

Life imitating art, or me just being annoying? You be the judge!