Today in the library a older woman who had just come in walked up to me and asked, "Do you know who did that sculpture over there?" "No, sorry." Then she asked, "Well what about those words written up there? What language are those?" "Um, I don't know." She looked at me with pitty and said, "You must be a volunteer or something."
I was too ashamed to tell her I wasn't. She then turned back to her friends and said, quite audably, "He doesn't know anything." Yeah, my self esteem for the day is down the drain.