Scene: Bern and I at being seated at a restaurant.

Hostess: Two? Smoking or non?
Us: Non.
Hostess: Right this way.
As we follow her Bernadette sends several glances my way.
Bernadette: She was cute.
Me: Eh, she was alright.
Bernadette: She had a great ass.
Me: Yeah, but I didn't really like her face.
Bernadette: So?
Me: So that matters.
Bernadette: Why?
Me: Cause, I'm gonna be looking at the face a lot more than the ass.
Bernadette: Well, with an ass like that, I don't know.
Me: ...True
Bernadette: (adopting a Cary Grant-esque smooth guy voice) Hey baby, just turn around and stay like that for a while. Let me see that ass!