Scene: Me at the Dunkin Donuts at Diversy and Halstead, trying my best to order a smoothie.
Me: I'll have a strawberry banana smoothie.
Clueless Employee: We're out of bananas.
Me: Okay, then I guess I'll just have a strawberry smoothie.
CE: Okay. She then goes to a fridge, opens it up, and then comes back to me. We're actually out of strawberry mix too.
Me: Okay, so what do you have?
CE: Wildberry?
Me: Doesn't leave me with a lot of options, does it?
CE: Clueless look.
Me: I'll just take the wildberry.
Then, after she had made the smoothie and was bringing it to me, another woman working there pulled her aside and I heard their conversation go:
CE #2: What's todays date?
CE #1: The 17th, why?
CE #2: I think this milk is expired.
CE #1: Hmmm.

Yeah, I'll be going back there real soon.