And more proof that people in the midwest have no culture (you hobos!)...an Indiana man with Michelangelo's nude "David" sculpture in his yard got complaints from his neighbors and was forced to put a sheet over the statues privates. "I've had a topless mermaid in my pond for two years that no one has said one thing about!" the man said in a statement to the press. No news yet as to whether any of the man's neighbors include John Ashcroft. ...Hobos!