If you heard of something really stupid called "Who Want To Marry My Daughter" you're not looking in TV Guide, you're looking at Donna Wood's front lawn. Or at like....CNN.com reading the article. Or just here reading this I guess. Anyway, Wood, who says that her daughter has made some horrible choices in men over the years, was inspired by reality TV to plan a contest to find men to marry her daughter. This Sunday she'll screen applicants (which must have an essay and a headshot), and then her, her husband, and two friends will make a choice. And what will the winners get Bob? Well Jonny, they'll win a romantic night at the Cuddle and Bubble motel in Cape Cod, complete with an in-room Jacuzzi and a heart-shaped bed. Beat that FOX!