While checking my e-mail today there was a Travelocity banner ad on the top of the page that flashed "Hotel stays from $29 a night? Hmm, cheaper than rent, maid service included, room service, cable...And why do you have a house?" At first I thought, "Damnit! Why do I have a house?" I then did some calculator work and realized I pay $320 less a month now than if I lived in a hotel for $29 a night. And besides, Bernadette practically counts as maid service.