Scene: Bernadette and I are sitting on the sofa, doing nothing. It's getting darker outside and we haven't turned on any lights, so we're beginning to sit in the dark.
Me: So there was an article in the RedEye the other day.
Her: The one on dogs?
Me: Yeah.
Her: Oh, do you still have it?
Me: Yeah, in my room.
Her: Did you read it?
Me: No, did you?
Her: No.
Together: Hmmm.
Yes: Sloth. The gift that keeps on giving.