Scene: Jamba Juice at noon, listening to the woman in front of me order a smoothie.
Woman: Hi, do you have any smoothies that taste predominantly banana?
Cashier: What you mean?
Woman: I want a smoothie that tastes predominantly banana.
Cashier: We got a Banana Berry.
Woman: And what's in that?
Cashier: Bananas, raspberry sherbert, and apple strawberry juice.
Woman: But can I taste the bananas?
Cashier: (giving up at this point) Yeah, you can taste them.
Woman: (audable hesitation in her voice) Alright, I'll have that.

Why doesn't this woman just go out and buy a banana for God sakes!