This morning Bernadette and I took the dogs for a walk and along the way headed for our local Starbucks. After receiving my Blogger hoodie in the mail the other day I figured, a brisk morning walk would be the perfect time to showcase my new winter fashion. While walking Bernadette pointed across the street and said, "Look, there's another guy wearing a Blogger hoodie." We both had a good laugh and I proclaimed, "See! We're taking over." After the laughing died down I realized that he was also wearing khakis and a baseball cap, and so was I. I then came the startling notion of, "What if he just committed a crime, and they put out an APB for a guy wearing khakis, a Blogger hoodie and a hat." "That would be funny," Bernadette said. "No it wouldn't! I'd get picked up in a second! 'No, no! It wasn't me!' I'd yell. 'Give it up sir,' they'd tell me. 'We know you're wearing a Blogger sweatshirt. We know it's you'." It's funny in theory, but we all know it's the guy like me who ends up doing 5-10 for a crime he didn't commit and easily slides into the role of prison bitch.