A little more than a month ago I received an e-mail from Blogger (the fine service that I publish this blog on every day) telling me that the $14.95 I had paid a few months ago for Blogger Pro (which gives me special features and options not available for free) didn't matter now, and that now everyone got the special features and options. I was no longer special. So, as a consolation prize, they were going to send me a Blogger hooded sweatshirt [cut to me making that noise when you pop your index finger out of your mouth]. Well, today my Blogger hoodie has arrived and I'm telling you that it's better than expected. It's got that big orange and white B on the front with the word Blogger underneath it. Get ready for me to proclaim my nerdyness to the world.