Well, the wait is over! My newest column in Sidewinder (at www.sidewinderzine.com) has come out. As the main page of the website says: Josh rants: "Lately, it seems that everyone is having more sex than me: young people, old people, animals - though I should hope that none of these groups are fraternizing, with the exception of Ashton and Demi of course." Yeah, so I'm no Joel Stein. So sue me.