Scene: Me and an obnoxious guy I work with, waiting for the elevator.
Guy: So what's Santa bringing you for Christmas this year?
Me: I'm Jewish.
Guy: So?
Me: So I Celebrate Hanukkah.
Guy: So?
As I step into the elevator
Me: So Santa's not bringing me anything.
Guy: Well that's pretty racist of him.
Me: How is that racist? We're both white guys.
Guy: Um...he's a biggot?
I press the 'door close' button
Me: Sigh.