Last weekend James Brown was named "secretary of soul and the foreign minister of funk" by Secretary of State Colin Powell. On Monday the State Department confirmed Brown's appointment to the apparently fictitious and salaryless job. Yeah, nice work Colin. It's not like you should be busy worrying about that war thing over in the Middle East. As long as you're making up titles, lets make Marcel Marceau the secretary of silence. Maybe Reagan can get back into politics as the ambasador or absent-mindedness! Jeez!