A friend of mine has recently told me that I should move out to Los Angeles (where she lives), though I'm afraid that if I ever moved out there I'd end up writing a book entitled Los Angeles: How Can You Stomach It?, a work of non-fiction questioning how people actually manage to stand living in L.A. I've heard accounts from Los Angeleans that the constant nice weather puts people in a good mood. That alone is disgusting. How can you stomach that?! Granted, I'm sure the book wouldn't do too well in L.A. but I'm sure ther rest of the country will find it humorous. I smell a New York Times Bestseller! ...or not.