In an article I read today, Jack Whittaker from Virginia said he gets calls all the time from people assuming he's the same Jack Whittaker who won over $300 million in the lottery a few years ago. He's not. "When he first won the money, I was getting thousands of calls and letters," Whittaker said. "They all told me their hard luck stories. A lot of people would even cry on the phone." I can relate, because people call and write me all the time, confusing me with the Josh Eisenberg who discovered the cure for polio. Oh no, wait. Wait, that was Jonas Salk. Nevermind.