See, I had this craving for Oreos. So when I got to the store they had regular, and right next to them, they had the Double Stuff Oreos. So I think to myself, "If I really just wanted a chocolate cookie that's what I'd get, but clearly I'm in this for the cream stuff. So why not get double stuff if given the option?" So I got the double stuff. Now my stomach kinda hurts. Oh Oreo.