Scene: Maggie and I talking at work
Maggie: So what's going on with Josh?
Me: Eh, not much.
Maggie: I suppose if I really wanted to know I could just read your blog.
Me: Not that you do.
Maggie: No.
Me: Of course not.
Maggie: You could be writing mean things about me and I wouldn't even know it.
Me: "Maggie kicks people in the shins!"
Maggie: "Maggie kicks people where it hurts!"
Me: It hurts when you get kicked anywhere.
Maggie: But usually that means the crotch.
Me: I guess.
Maggie: More for boys, when they get kicked in (whispered) the balls.
Me: Well, it hurts when anyone gets kicked in that area.
Maggie: It can hurt a girl if she falls on a bike and hits that bar there.
Me: Eech, yeah. That area in general.
Maggie: Yeah.
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Me: How did we go from talking about my blog to...crotch issues?
Maggie: (laughing) I don't know.
Me: But this is going in my blog.