If only every page of a magazine were as entertaining as the back page.

Today, the back page from February's GQ: Possible campaign slogans for Dubya's re-election (or as some believe, election).

*Reviving the economy to where it had already been.
*Osama: We'll find him, we swear. Vote Bush.
*Oh, what's a few million jobs lost?
*No regime change here! Bush '04.
*The environment is for pussies. Bush for president.
*Hey, don't forget that check for $600 we sent you "for working families" in 2001! Bush '04.
*The man who got us into this mess is the only man who can get us out of it.
*Keep W. employed.
*Bush: This time he wants to win fair and square.
*A dangerous man for a dangerous world!