Supposedly the prep-time for the world to exist only took a week. Since then there have been many things that have also only lasted a week. Bush's approval ratings being above 55%. Oprah staying skinny. Most Jason Bateman sitcoms. And now, I'm proud to say that my blog contest has joined those ranks. After what can only technically be considered a contest (non-technically it's considered a waste of text) the "polls" have closed. Most of the e-mail I received was angry at mightygirl (which I will not condone), and the rest was telling me that now was the time to refinance my mortgage or enlarge my penis (junkmail, in other words). So, with the contest (and I use that word lightly) officially over, I will kindly return you to your regularly scheduled blog. Thank you for your patronage.