Scene: Nik and I talking, after I had told her our friend Kellie is upset that she's not in my blog.
Me: You have a blog?
Nik: I do! (viewable here)
Me: I had no idea. I'm gonna link you at my site.
Nik: Eeee!
Me: Just don't tell Kellie.
Nik: Okay.
Me: 'Cause she'll probably have a breakdown. Start yelling "No wire hangers!" or something.
Nik: Is there a reference there that I'm supposed to get?
Me: Yeah, from Mommy Dearest. When Joan Crawford flips out at her daughter, cause she only wants her using wooden hangers.
(pause)
Me: I'm not gay, I swear.