Overheard this afternoon while walking through a gallery in the museum:

4-year-old: Daddy, which are good and which are bad?
Dad: No honey, they're all art, and all different.
4-year-old: (slightly aggravated)I knooow! But which are good and which are bad?

Aww. I just know she's going to grow up and write scathing reviews in Art Forum.