The other day my friend Nik and I were at Barnes & Noble, when we came across the book (nay, literary genius!) Wuthering Heights. We were startled to see a bunch of famous, pretty teenage celebrities on the cover and something to the effect of "now an MTV original movie" at the bottom. I'm sorry, Wuthering Heights is now an MTV original movie? I'm sure next they're going to say that Carson Daly wrote it, and not Emily Bronte.