I've always been curious, is it actually someone's job (just this duty and this duty alone) to come up with the headlines on women's magazines? An example of true yet ridiculous ones from the July 2003 Cosmopolitan:

-Do You Always Have to Pee? Find Out Why Your Tank Seems So Tiny - and the Surprising Ways to Fix It

-Yummy Naked Bartenders! Scope Out These Buff Boys and You'll Be Shaken and stirred.

-The Hottest Things to Do With a Man in 5, 30 & 60 Minutes

-What Your Sex Dreams Are Really Telling You!

-Drew Barrymore! The Love Mistake She'll Never Repeat

-Your Summer Fun Starts Here!