This morning at work I was talking to Kaytey about high school teachers...

Kaytey: (laughing) ...And his name was Kermit, and he was totally this hippie social studies teacher. And he drove this red Volkswagen. And he had long hair and a beard and glasses. And wore backless Birkenstocks and dark blue corduroy sport coats! I always felt like I wasn't hip enough to be in his class. (pause) Or Marxist enough.