So my friend Kelli who runs Strawberry Mustard.com is on sabbatical. Needless to say I was curious what she's been up to lately.

Kelli: Oh, I guess I have a pet bat now.
Me: A pet bat?
Kelli: He flew in my house.
Me: What's its name?
Kelli: Tuppence.
Me: Tuppence the bat.
Kelli: Yeah.
Me: So what does he do?
Kelli: Oh you know, he just hangs out.