Today I hit my snooze button one too many times and was woken by Leah's voice on my answering machine saying, "Josh, it's Leah. You were supposed to be here at 9 and it's almost 10. Um...call me if you're coming in today." I immediately buried by head under my pillow.

When I arrived at work Leah informed me that I was on her list. "Aww crap," I said. "What does it take to get off the list?" "Arriving on time," she informed me. "Anything besides that?" I asked. She said that she liked it better when I was Brad. "I might just have to fire you and hire him," she said. Stupid Brad.

Then, later, as I was shelving alone up on Stack 3 Leah jumped out from behind a shelf and yelled "Ahh!" scaring the crap out of me. "Jesus!" I exclaimed, "What are you doing?" "Now we're even," she said.

What kind of workplace is this? Though, honestly, what kind of worker am I? Hmm.