Last night at Kit Kat these two horribly boring people were seated in front of me. Unlike Sunday night when I had a rotating buffet of crazy/funny customers, last night I was stuck with a gay man and a straight woman who sat for hours and only had two drinks each. It was like the most boring, unfunniest, least celebrity-guest-packed episode of Will & Grace ever. All they talked about was religion and their families. I wanted to yell at them, "This is not the kind of place for this! Go get some cheap wine and have this boring chat at home!" But all I could do was smile.

Next time you're out drinking be courteous to the people working who are listening in - give 'em something to listen to!