Today at the bank I deposited some money, and after my transaction the teller handed me some promotional thing where I could get free money if I opened some kind of savings account. "Here," he said, "Tell a friend about this. Or...tell yourself." He smiled as I looked a the handout and then walked away.

I'm sorry...tell a friend, or tell yourself?

Me #1: Hey self, have you heard about this offer to earn $25 when you open a checking account.
Me #2: Uh, yeah. I was there, remember?
Me #1: Oh, right. I forgot. You're me.